I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I need help removing her.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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