Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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