This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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