dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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