i think my mom watched the whole time
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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