The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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