i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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