sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
