he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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