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this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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