He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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