It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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