How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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