I look better un-naked...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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