You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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