Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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