Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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