Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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