Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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