people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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