Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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