you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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