do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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