VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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