Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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