I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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