dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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