Jerry, you need to find god
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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