My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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