PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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