I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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