She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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