I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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