On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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