I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Randomize
