My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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