just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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