The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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