the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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