i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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