Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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