I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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