I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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