im having a threesome with these popsicles
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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