Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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