I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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