VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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