oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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