this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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