Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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