she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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