i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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