I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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