**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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